Omegle Seru, tapi, Banyak Tapinya..

Assalamualaikum, Wr Wb 
Aku mau kasih pengalaman omegelan nih. Sebenernya, banyak yg lebih lucu atau menarik, pokonya aku sering ceramahin penghuni omegle yg gabener wkwk. tapi berhubung nih chat copasnya berurutan. jadi ya seadanya gini. wkwk kira2 ini chat selama sejaman lah. ini dia....

ini chatan yang berurutan

1. Ngaku dari Malaysia. haha

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

Stranger: bi

You: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: f, u/

Stranger: male

You: from?

Stranger: from germany

You: nice

Stranger: :)

Stranger: how are you?

You: good

Stranger: u from indo?

You: no. why about indo?

Stranger: cause i changed language into indo on here

Stranger: so, where u from?

You: i'm from malay

You: not far from indo

You: why u changed language indo?

Stranger: ok, nice :)

Stranger: cause il ike asian girls

You: waha, how old r u?

Stranger: 25

Stranger: u?

You: i'm 19

Stranger: ok, thats nice

Stranger: u maybe got skype?

You: why indonesia?

You: asian girls so much like korea, thai, etc

Stranger: cause if u chose indo language u can find the most girls

You: they more beautifull

You: hey

Stranger: i have no preferences, as long as the girl is from asia

You: oh

You: hihi, how about malay?

You: malaysian girls

Stranger: yes - also nice girls there :)

You: haha, are u ever came to indo?

Stranger: no, never been anywhere in asia

You: owh, i think indonesia gurl not beautiful

Stranger: do u like european guys?

You: no, haha i like arabian guys

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ok

You: why u must laugh?

You: he better europen guys

Stranger: well, i dont like arab guys at all. they dont respect women

You: u dont know. arabian guys must merried to have sex

You: not about europen guys

Stranger has disconnected. 

2. cewe ada yang gabener juga. Wkwk, saya bilang f bukannya seneng karena jarang yang f. Malah lgsg di Disconnect

Stranger: f

You: hi

You: where u from

Stranger: indo

Stranger: u?

Stranger: m/f

You: are u do in omegle?

You: i'm f too

Stranger has disconnected.

3. nyebut nama lgsg Dc

Stranger: m'f

You: hbu?

Stranger: m u

You: f

Stranger: umur

You: untuk apa?

Stranger: iya umur kmu berapa

You: emg chatan harus pandang usia?

Stranger: chatsex disni yuk

You: aku tanya mama dulu ya

Stranger: oke

Stranger: aku julian klo kmu

You: aku santo

Stranger has disconnected.

 4.jarang nemuin cowok yang ky gini di omegle

Stranger: hi, asl?

You: f16 indo

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: asalnya darimana?

You: dri jakarta

Stranger: sma ya dek?

You: iya

Stranger: cari apa dek di omegle?

You: cari temen chat

Stranger: oke

Stranger: mau lanjut kuliah dimana dek nanti?

You: nggak tau nih, lu dmn?

You: gue jurusan ips tp gtau mau masuk apa

Stranger: gue udh kuliah di undip

You: jurusan apa ka?

Stranger: teknik industri dek

You: oh. masuknya jalur undangan gk?

Stranger: tulis dek

You: smt brp?

Stranger: 7

You: susah gk masuknya?

Stranger: ya lumayan dek

Stranger: kamu mau ngambil jurusan apa?

You: nggak tau masuk apa

You: kk sma nya jurusan Ipa ya?

Stranger: ipa dek

You: wkwk, kk pinter nih kayanya

Stranger: gak juga dek

You: kalo lu ngapain omegelan?

You: gabener nih pasti

You: wkwk

Stranger: wkwkw

Stranger: enak aja

Stranger: cari temen chat ya kalau bisa nambah2 temen

You: gk suka bgt gue klo ama cowo gabener

You: iya, bagus klo gitu

5. wkwk nemu yg cewe nih!

Stranger: Hi?

You: ya

Stranger: Mantap

Stranger: Salam dulu biar afdol wkwk

Stranger: Assalamualaikum yea

You: Assalamualaikum

You: waalaikum salam

Stranger: Waalaikumsalam juga

You: hehe

Stranger: Cewe ya?

You: iya, lu?

You: cewe juga?

Stranger: Wess iya wkwk

Stranger: Asal?

You: oke, mantap nih

You: wkwk

You: jkt cans

Stranger: Jarang nemu cewe diomegle

Stranger: Biasanya cowo ga bener najis

Stranger: Smp/sma/kuliah?

You: wkwk

You: tpi gue lg chtan sma cowo bner nih alhamdulillah

You: gue sma

Stranger: Weh sama

Stranger: Sma dimana? Kelas?

You: kls xi

Stranger: Kepo bet gua kek mantan

Stranger: Ga ga wkwk

Stranger: Yahh gua kls 10 ka:v

You: eiy, selo sist

You: aku jomblo

Stranger: Soasik bet gua

Stranger: Maap maap

You: wkwk kaka kls nih gue

Stranger: Yaelaa. Jomblo gamati ini ka

Stranger: Maap:(

You: wkwk, lo jkt juga?

Stranger: Iyaa jkt yang sangat sumpek wkwk

Stranger: Lu anak rp ya?

Stranger: Yak mantap

You: rp apaan ?

You: gue kudet amat ya

You: maap2

You: wkwk

Stranger: Sma mana lu ka

Stranger: Jakarta mana ni

You: jak sel

You: lu mana?

Stranger: Mantap

Stranger: Kokas ye?

Stranger: Utara wkkw

You: weh jauh

You: gue anak MAN dek

You: wkwk

Stranger: Mantapp wkwk

You: lu sma mana?

You: wkwk

Stranger: Disini banyak org gabener.. tapi gua bener ko wkwk

Stranger: 115:v

You: 115?

You: gue taunya itu smp wkwk

Stranger: Iyaa sman 115 ka

You: iya, wkwk klo cewe mah bener mulu dah

You: cewe selalu bener

Stranger: Iyain

Stranger: Id line boleh kaga?

You: id line lu ulud dh

Stranger: Ini dihp sodara coi

You: wkwk tp line gue udh gue apus deng

Stranger: Serah lu y

Stranger: Udaa puas blm chat sm gua? Pengen ngerjain anak Omegle yang sange:v

You: iya

Stranger: Ntar gua bilang Astagfirullah terus

Stranger: Biar mereka tobat

You: gue juga sering gue cramahin

You have disconnected.

6.  luar juga gabener bgt. Kitakan polos!

Stranger: M

You: f

Stranger: Horny?

You: horny itu apa?

Stranger: Im horny

Stranger: Do u love sex

You: what is horny?

Stranger: Means do u love sex

You: ha, i dont know about sex

Stranger: Age?

You: i'm so young

You: 16

Stranger: U have skype

You: i have, but my mom say dont show my sosmed to more people

Stranger: Ok bye

You: yes

You: btw, wht u want in skype?

Stranger: Show u my body

Stranger: and u show me ur body

Stranger: Yes or no?

You: haha, ur so funny

Stranger: Im nt joking

Stranger: yes or no

Stranger: ?

You: i think u crazy about sex

You: sorry, i'm moslem

You: hihi

Stranger has disconnected.

7. endingnya lucu ya? Haha. Orang India neh

Stranger: hi

Stranger: man 22 India

You: hi

You: why you change languange?

Stranger: whats ur name?

You: i'm afifah

You: i ask u

You: why you change languange?

Stranger: i didnt change

Stranger: i dont know afifah

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: yeah.

Stranger: how old r u ?

You: i think u dindt change cause, i just chat with the same languange

You: i'm 16

Stranger: wow

Stranger: do u have skype?

You: what u want?

You: i'm moslem

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: do u like to hv fun?

You: i just have fun, if i with my friend or family go to my favourit place

Stranger: do u like sex chat?

You: i think, i must ask my dad

Stranger has disconnected.

 8. cause...

You: woiii

Stranger: m

You: what did u

Stranger: seksssss

You: iwh

Stranger: why??

Stranger: too afraid?

You: hihi, i'm afraid to my god

You: cause my god always saw me

Stranger has disconnected.

9. Saya nggak ngerti nih. haha

You: udh solat?

Stranger: udah

You: oke

Stranger: m f?

You: female

Stranger: asl mana?

You: jkt

Stranger: wahh sama dong

Stranger: umurnya berapa?

You: iyaa

You: gk usah nanya umur lahh

You: udh tua aku

You: chatan ya chatan

You: gk pandang usia

You: kamu

You: ngapain'

You: main

You: omegle

You: ??

Stranger: iya bener, gue juga lebih tertarik ngobrol sama orang yang diatas gue

You: owh

Stranger: mau ngobrol aja yg jelas nyambung, asik dan pandangannya luas

You: astagfirullah

You: kamu ini

Stranger: kenapa?

You: kamu cewe atau cowo?

Stranger has disconnected.

10. apa salahku?

Stranger: m

You: i dont ask u

Stranger has disconnected.

 11. lgsg di Dc

Stranger: m

You: i dont care

Stranger has disconnected.

12. begini lagi

Stranger: hey....asl

You: haha

You: lol

You: wkwk

You: lol

You: wkwk

Stranger: ok

Stranger: male from germany

You: i dont care

Stranger has disconnected

 13. dia Cuma nyari f

Stranger: Hi

You: m

Stranger has disconnected.

14. haha, playboy dia wkwk

Stranger: mf

You: m\

You: f

You: m

You: f

You: m

You: f

You: m

You: f

Stranger: m

Stranger: age

You: 17

Stranger: 19

Stranger: im playboy

Stranger: u like?

You: u play boy?

You: are u play with boy?

You: haha u gay!

Stranger: no

Stranger: im sack pussy

You: waha

You: u must remember

You: if u god always saw u

Stranger: u hv id

Stranger: line

You: no, i girls

You: i'm girl

Stranger: yes

You: i dont like gay

Stranger: gv ur id

Stranger: i ad u

You: but, ur play boy

You: i like realy boy

You: not gay

Stranger: not gay

You: you lie!

You: you say u gay

You have disconnected.

 Dan ini chatan seminggu lalu, alhamdulillah nemu cowok baik yang gak mikir aneh2. Wkwk

Stranger: hi

You: f16

Stranger: m 21

Stranger: where do u come from?

You: indonesisa

You: indonesia

You: u know?

Stranger: sue

Stranger: sama

Stranger: kwkwkw

You: ngapain pake inggring tong

You: inggris

Stranger: lah elu juga ngikut bae

Stranger: et typo mulu jari lu segede gaban yak

You: lah, gua kirain lu bule. gue ikut bae

Stranger: ya gue bule jakarta hahaha

You: buleon

You: jakarta mane?

Stranger: east... what about you

You: sok inggris

Stranger: kan berlatih bhs inggris

You: wkwk paling dri google translate

Stranger: bah

Stranger: engga lah... pengetahuan pas zaman sekolah

You: oh, you come from east of jakarta? i'm from south of jakarta.

You: exactly, where?

Stranger: cakung timur.. and you?

You: jagakarsa, you know it?

Stranger: yes i thought

Stranger: using gps lol

You: hehe. now are u work?

Stranger: not

Stranger: im collage student

Stranger: do u still shs right yeahh

Stranger: cabe cabean wkakaka

You: no, i;m in MAN, so i not cabe-cabean.

You: i'm so good

Stranger: its sound so good

Stranger: why do you playing this random chat?

You: to entertain my bored holiday

You: and you?

You: nyari cabe?

Stranger: no im not

Stranger: just wanna some friend

Stranger: cause i want to try my english

You: oh not bad. some people wear omegle with the wrong way

Stranger: oh really? its my second times using those

Stranger: my dream is to aboard

Stranger: and learn how other culture country

You: yeh, so lucky. if i'm using omegle i just find the horny boy

You: i dont like it

Stranger: haha its PK

You: whats is PK?

Stranger: penjahat kelamin

You: yes, i dont like them.

Stranger: do u have line?

You: yes, but not fir you

You: *for

Stranger: holyshit..

Stranger: why? wkwkw

You: maybe, you can modus

Stranger: no -_-

Stranger: just send clover lgr

You: i so ngakak chat with you

Stranger: wkakakaka

You: you so funny

Stranger: so ngakak bahasanya macam apa itu

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: my other dream is pelawak

You: haha. why u not follow stand up comedy?

Stranger: no i cant

Stranger: really not funny i think

You: yes,

You: but you can famous

Stranger: nooo i dont want it

Stranger: just want make my strangers smileee

You: hihi. you are good man

You: maybe, some girls want to be your friends

Stranger: yes i hope so

You: but just friend, because you jomblo

Stranger: no problem .. its not my priority

You: what your priority?

Stranger: to make other people accept me ... cause friendship is good

Stranger: if you can have many friends

Stranger: you can get some happy time with them

You: yeah, i know. u so wise

Stranger: u can't life without friends beside u right

Stranger: like rhoma irama song

You: u dont want girls?

You: so good

Stranger: yes i want

Stranger: but not for now

Stranger: focus on my carier and made a lot friends

You: u collage student in?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: last chapter

You: oh finally

You: jurusan?

Stranger: computer engineering

You: ouh. if i, anak IPS. i must entry?

You: i dont know

nahh, itu dia chatannya, sebenernya banyak yang lebih unik. Tapi, itu chat nya berurutan jadi, ketemunya begitu deh. Huhuuu tulisannya gak kebaca karena copychat lgsg dari omegle. Alhasil, aku harus warnain tulisan ini.

Oke, sekian. Mungkin aku akan share omegelan lagi  dilain kali. haha 

Maaf bgt untuk bad english nya;(

Wassalamualaikum..